2003 - 2017

Personal Stuff:

• Residence: Heaven
• Birthplace: Sams Valley, OR
• Role with Empire: Keeping the floor clean from crumbs, lunch analyst
• Random Fact: If you’re not eating, I literally don’t care about you at all
• Quote: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
• Interests: Steak Food, Chicken Food, Rib Food – Huuuuge fan of the Atkins Diet! Sleeping on top of soft pillows, parkour, and Bunny.
• Music: Meat Loaf, Cake, Uncle Kracker
• Greatest Accomplishment: Defining the term “so ugly, it’s cute.” But seriously – however you want to justify giving me food is just fine with me.
• Why Empire: It’s not a ruff way to spend the day

Get At Me:

Phone: Did somebody say bone?
Email: pugsnotdrugs@empire-medical.com