Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 11/30/2015
  • Residence: Medford, OR
  • Birthplace: Medford, OR
  • Role with Empire: Order Fulfillment, Returns, Invoicing and Fridge Organizer
  • Why Empire? Because nobody has it better than us
  • A thumb is a finger? No
  • No news is good news? Yes
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Fail
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Past


  • What is your favorite form of exercise? CrossFit
  • What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? Hover boards because they catch on fire
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? The moon landing to see if it was real
  • If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Who killed JFK
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Toby Maguire
  • What fictional place would you like to visit? Schrute Farms
  • Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? Lose old memories
  • If you could high five one person, living or not, who would it be? Conor McGregor
  • What is your first memory of being really excited? When I got a Nintendo 64
  • If you could instantly overcome one of your fears, what would it be? Fear of death
  • What was the first thing you bought with your own money? I blew it on arcades at TILT in the mall
  • What is one important skill every person should have? Being funny
  • What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Being 2 floors away from Starbucks
  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? Frequent bathroom visits

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