Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 6/9/2010
  • Residence: Medford, OR
  • Birthplace: Ashland, OR
  • Role with Empire: Yes, I role with Empire
  • Why Empire? The unique opportunity to work with friends/family and Empire’s endearing yet unpretentious amenities
  • A thumb is a finger? No
  • No news is good news? Yes
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? No
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Fail
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Past


  • Is a picture worth a thousand words? Not if you’re blind
  • What is one of your favorite quotes? God allows in His wisdom what He could easily prevent by His power
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Matthew Lawrence
  • What’s your favorite mode of transportation? Falkor the Luck Dragon
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? The Rapture
  • What fictional place would you like to visit? South Park
  • If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Is there really no spoon?
  • What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? We need to talk about your flair
  • If you could high five one person, living or not, who would it be? Jason Bourne
  • What would you name the autobiography of your life? The Cool Thing Isn’t Always Right and the Right Thing Isn’t Always Cool
  • The best part of waking up is? Staying Woke
  • What is one important skill every person should have? Ctrl+Z
  • Where’s Waldo? In a black hole created by the Hadron Collider (CERN)
  • If you could instantly overcome one of your fears, what would it be? CERN
  • What sound do you love? Sub + Bass
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Tony Stark’s

Get At Me:

Phone: x1002