Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 5/18/2009
  • Residence: Medford, OR
  • Birthplace: Medford, OR
  • Role with Empire: Making stuff work good
  • Why Empire? The People, The Project, The Possibilities
  • A thumb is a finger? Yes
  • No news is good news? Yes
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? No
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? No
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Past


  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? The terrifyingly impossible expectations he would have to live up to
  • If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? What is bark made out of on a tree
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Chris Kattan
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Scrouge McDuck’s house/vault
  • What is the best perk that you have had at a job? When I worked in special ed, we took a field trip almost every day

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