Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 11/8/2016
  • Residence: Medford, OR
  • Birthplace: Medford, OR
  • Role with Empire: Web Developer
  • Why Empire? The team is ambitious and hard-working, but also fun and easy to get along with. Sometimes, they even poke air-holes in my box.
  • A thumb is a finger? Yes
  • No news is good news? Yes
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Yes
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Hunter
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Future

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  • What is your favorite form of exercise? Stationary bike
  • What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? Stationary bike
  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? Probably the perpetual lack of money in my bank account (I’m married)
  • If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Chewbacca
  • If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Who let the dogs out?
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Zach Galifianakis
  • What fictional place would you like to visit? Trump Tower
  • What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Paychecks are my favorite
  • If you could high five one person, living or not, who would it be? Jesus
  • What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? “I’m sooooooo high right now.”
  • What would you name the autobiography of your life? Me: The guy who high-fived Jesus
  • What is one important skill every person should have? To know when to speak, and more importantly, when to not speak
  • The best part of waking up is? All the time spent sleeping before it
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Pee-Wee’s Playhouse


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