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Personal Stuff:

Start Date: 11/8/2016
Residence: Medford, OR
Birthplace: Medford, OR
Role with Empire: Web Developer
Why Empire? The team is ambitious and hard-working, but also fun and easy to get along with. Sometimes, they even poke air-holes in my box.
A thumb is a finger? Yes
No news is good news? Yes
Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Yes
Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Hunter
Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Future

What is your favorite form of exercise? Stationary bike
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? Stationary bike
What would someone like least about stealing your identity? Probably the perpetual lack of money in my bank account (I’m married)
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Chewbacca
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Who let the dogs out?
Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Zach Galifianakis
What fictional place would you like to visit? Trump Tower
What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Paychecks are my favorite
If you could high five one person, living or not, who would it be? Jesus
What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? “I’m sooooooo high right now.”
What would you name the autobiography of your life? Me: The guy who high-fived Jesus
What is one important skill every person should have? To know when to speak, and more importantly, when to not speak
The best part of waking up is? All the time spent sleeping before it
If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Pee-Wee’s Playhouse