Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Yes
Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Future
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What sound do you love? The sizzle of food in a hot pan
What is one of your favorite quotes? “I just wanted a picture. You can’t disappoint a picture.” -Troy Barnes
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? That’s a tough one. I’d have to say 43. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? The actual moment Viggo Mortensen deflected a knife thrown at him while filming The Fellowship
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Tri-boar
What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? You chose… poorly.
What would you name the autobiography of your life? Joshy An Adventure in Escapism
The best part of waking up is? The pain
If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket? Knowing a guy, I already know a lot of guys.
If you were to get rid of one state in the U.S., which would it be and why? Washington. Too many ferries, and I have an irrational fear of them. Plus Starbucks corporate is there.
What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Unlimited free sourdough bread and baked goods
If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Ron Swanson’s Cabin, the one he hides away in.
