Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 1/6/2020
  • Residence: Huntington Beach, CA
  • Birthplace: Medford, OR
  • Role with Empire: Engineer
  • Why Empire? Because I wanted to make a positive difference with my work
  • A thumb is a finger? Yes
  • No news is good news? No
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Hunter
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Future


  • You’re a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why? Majestic Purple – Its my favorite and I’ve never seen quite the right shade as a crayon
  • What is your favorite form of exercise? Racquetball
  • What is one of your favorite quotes? “I suspect there is nothing a man can be so grateful for as that to which he has the most right.” – George MacDonald (From The Princess and Curdie)
  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? Paying my medical bills
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? The invention of site-to-site transportation technology
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Andrew Lee Potts
  • If you could high five one person, living or not, who would it be? William Wilberforce
  • What would you name the autobiography of your life? Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
  • What is your first memory of being really excited? Finding out my Grandma made M&M cookies for Christmas
  • What was the first thing you bought with your own money? A hard drive
  • If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket? Arranging small digital accidents for big companies that benefit the disadvantaged
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? The tree-house from Swiss Family Robinson
  • Where’s Waldo? Wishing the rest of the world would stop looking for him so he could relax
  • Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. To a man with an eidetic memory the amount of details contained in one image can only be described using a thousand words
  • Describe the color yellow to somebody who is blind. Since they have no experience of color I would simply give them positive associations to make with yellow things: The warmth of the sun, the taste of mustard, the smell of lemon

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